May 2013
growlithed:
protip
if someone is drawing or whatever
dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs
dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended
dont scribble across the page or the picture
dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”
youre an asshole
amesliberee:
Just because someone is pretty doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone has money doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone has friends doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone has nice family doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone someone’s smart doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone seems happy...
87daysbefore:
dylanofuckme:
i feel like i am level 5 in photoshop
and everyone else is like level 50+ in the elite four
i’m level paint
at what age do i just magically turn hot
yunoeatyourbroccoli:
theguiltydufresne:
nabeleon:
“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t
“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.
“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
lesbianathogwarts:
asianpredator:
domodisciple:
asianpredator:
itsdeepforhappypeople:
strangeharpy:
edgebug:
sprightlyvigilante:
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel. Sounds like...
tastetheaids:
thedoctorpottergames:
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
rodneykong:
it’s so weird that everyone’s mom’s name is mom
chaosghost:
stoleyourgirlfriendand:
perrydaplatypus404:
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN...
Take a seat next to me?: News! →
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…
bloodbending:
fanfiction where your otp starts off hating each other and gradually become friends and fall in love
my-chemical-hugs:
I often forget that not everyone reads gay fanfiction.
dampsandwich:
WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
altairs-butt:
wanting 2 talk 2 someone but having nothing 2 say
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
arcticblackeys:
fallarbor-town:
in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
snapchatting:
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
undesired-pageblood:
emotionalfossil:
bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
pearls:
pearls:
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
masasexual:
marciewantsthev:
masasexual:
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
